profanity for the day

Either be high above...rise above the shallowness and bask in profound thoughts and laugh at mortals from up there or be a simpleton, dunce, moron who doesn't get it.. doesn't get anything...


Because hanging in between the two results in sheer misery.

Like a palette of colors...each color different..yet scared and confused..as it knows not when it will get blended or washed away...

Clouds, Rope, Love

Clouds of love showering down and you rope me in with your wicked smirk.
First monsoon, you and I. Dancing in the street with music so loud. Kicking off my shoes and you ask me if I am Mad. Mad for you, mad in love I say...

Twilight comes in with a purple haze. Drenched, soaked, yet the glow in your gaze. Fire in the fireplace..your guitar you play...for your strings I make up words.

Because when all this is gone...words are all that is left. With silver in my hair and a crack in your spine. Toothless and saggy..the cold and frail hands...It will be will only be words that hold.

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Assigment by Rajan sir.

If you can...

Ask the sun to not rise tomorrow morning...
Ask light to emit darkness...
Ask the cool wind to make sweat beads...
Ask an ant in a rut to take a break...
If you make it happen...

Perhaps maybe you can then...
Ask my heart to stop loving you..

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Ps. Brainstorming for a creative writing assignment :-p

Worst Nightmare = Likes me not! :'(
Biggest fear = Likes me back!!

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paakkaaakk paak paakkkk! what a chicken I can be!!

Some Translations....

So Ok, I was watching another movie and this girl who is crushing on a junkie-all-boy-band-guitarist/lyricist says "Oh but he is a poor tormented soul....and only I can see through it...."
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Well miss-bimboo....transalted in hindi...it means "Woh Sala Chu*** Pareshaan atma hai!" and it will do you good to safely stay away... ;)  

Cheekiness never hurts!

 Ofcourse the Show is named "GET GORGEOUS!"---The Participants are so damn UGLY!!!

 Come on! India is not the only country to ever host an international event! Goof-ups happen everywhere all the time!! MEDIA, Take a chill pill and go write abt something else....rakhis atrocious outfits or salmans' next girlfriend-----and please stop ridiculing your own country any further!!

Keep Distance, Drive Slow

This is weird. Everytime I realize someone is crushing on me, Suddenly--Its like there could be no one more annoying! It kind of grosses me out--- "ME n YOU? eeewwwwwwww--! No f-ing way! And inspite of how great that person is, I somehow turn blind to all of their good qualities and think of them as being lame! And I am never, ever nice to them---I kinda feel guilty later--But its more like a reflex. I can't help it!

::Another Boy-Girl Conversation::

Talking of death....how would you like to die?


Me::-- "Umm....I dunno....maybe happy...maybe after I've been there done that..."

Mr.ABC :: - "Come on Priyanka, More Creative Ideas..."

Me:- "Ok. Lets see...I want to die Smothered with chocolate!! No wait! I want to die...Like an artist! Like when I am almost about to complete my masterpiece....That would be Grand!

Mr ABC:- "Still Boring...!"

Me:- Fine. Perhaps a scary death? Like being swallowed by a large shark while underwater diving? Or wait! Bungee jumping accident? Killed in a riot while trying to save others??

Mr. ABC:- "OK OK. Cool it..." (He smirks to himself)

I ask him How would he like to die. Let me see how original HE can get...

Mr. ABC:- "Simple. I want to be FUCKED to DEATH!"


  

Another Tshirt Quote

Ok, Another one that I read on some guy.....

"Women who give Flying Kisses are Extremely LAZY!"
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Nerve, isn't a very rare virtue these days...! **groans!!

Be Lame, Get laid

Lesson learnt from watching (much abhorred)  "TWILIGHT" Series.
Be a lame-damsel-in distress all the time and get 2 super-duper-wuper hot males ready to kill for you...!

There is no other explanation for this phenomenon otherwise. Probably gives machos a chance to show off what they've got!
Otherwise, no sickly-wierd looking female can be drenching in the drool of the likes of Taylor Lautner AND Robert Pattinson at the same time.

Maybe I should try it sometimes... how hard can be to pretend to be lame and in distress?  ;)


 P.S--Pattinson Aint all that great though...! Too Gay!

HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!

I for one, have never wanted something so bad in my life than wanting my next college to start!! Its just been over a two months of an "mba paas ladki" of  22 vacationing away to glory and the relatives are already getting ulcers!!

The most dreadful and horrific and night-marish thing that can happen to a girl!! "POTENTIAL RISHTA" (A potential marriage proposal!) coming!

Even though I laughed over it and it was turned down there and then, MOTHERS go crazy once it starts...
It is like...a vampire tasting blood (I know, not a very nice comparison, but nothing else is as apt!)

Now, she argues "you are a girl...no more waking up at 12 in the noon! you are a girl! no more wearing shorts around the house! you are a girl! you must learn to cook! You are a girl...blah blah blah.."

RIGHT! As if all these years mom, you never noticed that I am a girl?

Its not about her getting me married off then and there. Ofcourse I have made it extreamly clear and precise that this "Rishta" wala topic is not to be mentioned in front of me till i say so....(which I want to delay till possibly the next life time!)

This life...Me? Naah....Not untill I've become everything I want to be Or can be....or can make out of myself....Besides, I dont think I ever will fit into a "bahu" role! I for one, am just not cut out for this.......
Think I am kidding?

I danced on "Boom Boom Boom Boom....I want you in my room" by Venga boys at a family pooja function when I was 12. Ofcourse, the other female cousins younger than me joined, but I was the LEAD!
Yes, I am too much of an oddity, too much of a rebel, and too much of a "me". And I love being me! :-)

But grrr.......!! Once this marriage business bug bites you mother, girls....Your cool mom, who lets you do stupid things like write a stupid blog, click photos, paint, never step a foot in the kitchen, mom who lets you watch WWE without questioning your intentions....and lets you glue your butt in front of the play station......they vanish. The cool mom becomes a "regular" mom.

Out come all the stupid, wretched salwar suits which I never ever wore, even as formals in my college....Skirts one finger above the knee are thrown out. You are expected to do idiotic things like visiting aunts and touching thier feet. And no more hand-shakes with uncles. Be Nice to boys you meet at social event...keep sarcasm in check.....dont try to ridicule them or poke fun at them....and No more talking about GTA vice city or Beer.

Damn damn damn you! old-fart relatives who have nothing else to do in life but make matches and rishtas...!
If you want to eat Jalebis...buy them from the market. NOT AT THE COST OF ANIMAL-SLAUGHTERING a GIRL INTO THE TRAP CALLED MARRIAGE!!

GOD! I want my college to start...!! Damn sure, mom will get over this phase....once I am not bumming around all day....and I swear, I will never stay at home again for such extended periods so as to give fodder to useless minds as these.

I am not just a spice...I am not just sweet as sugar...
 nor I am a flavor to add to your coffee...

....If you have to relate me in terms of food...
I am a full 7 course meal...just make sure you have digestive pills around....Sometimes I can be too much...even for myself... :-/ :p
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Blogging too much lately?
Hah! blame it on MICA....damn! delayed college for another month!!
1 more month of being a total jobless bum = People might stop taking me seriously!! daaayyyeeeemm!! ;)

...Unasked, unanswered...

....If we don't start chewing tobacco for the simple reason of getting over smoking....why, why, why and WHY do need someone new to get over someone from the past?

‎....Not everyone who can jiggle their stomach is a belly dancer..not everyone holding a pen is a writer....and like wise... who said i'm a photographer! ;) ;)

REASON NO #028 TO EDUCATE YOUR MAID!

! ::::::THEY'LL READ IMPORTANT PAPERS BEFORE THROWING THEM OUT !! ::::::: x-( x-(

Go to hell = Hug me!

Please. For the love of humanity.

When someone you love (as in, family, friends and the rest) screams out and yells

"Get lost/ go away/I dont want to see you/ Leave me alone etc"

 In reality what they are trying to say is...

"I am hurt.Hug me right away or I am going to cry"

DO IT!
I know how it feels when your "Leave me alone" is taken literally and is, infact, obeyed!! :'(

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Bite me!

‎.......Good looks are a curse. ...

...Therefore, YOU should count yourself very lucky indeed!! ;)

Evolution

Thanks to Facebook, Text msgs and the rest, I noticed today that I have been referring to www.urbandictionary.com more thn www.wikipedia.com or even www.dictionary.com..!

::gyaan of the day:: ;)

 To call a moron a moron is NOT being rude..!

Daaay-eeemm it!!

1) The day I oil my hair and wear my specs is the day I run into my old snooty booty all time bitchy classmates. The day I assure myself I look like a beauty queen I see no one but elderdy women and ogling old farts.

2) The day I forget to wear by sports bra is the day Mr. "I-am-such-a-hottie" will run on the treadmil next to mine. Usually I pride myself on being such...well....well endowed. But on that precise day, all I do I pray with all my might I'd stop being so buoyant!

Excerpt from a phone call to a female bitching partner::


"Hello, Vinita! Priyanka Here..! Do you know some girls here wear make-up to the gym!! How dumb and desperate is that!"
She is utterly horrified and gasps " You mean you don't!!?? "

short term wishlist

1) to be stick thin

2) live in a blueberry cheesecake house
(ok. 1 and 2 dont go hand in hand...but neither is coming true, so wht the heck!)

3) Own a 50mm f/1.2 (yes i am NOT greedy, dont lust after 5D or Lseries) ;)

4)Take mom dad and bro on a trip around the world. Dad needs it, mom would love it.

5) Get mom to be stick thin as well

6) Stop messing up every room I enter.

7) being less clumsy and not topple at every chance.

8) learn to drive FAST and not scream.

9) grow up.

10) stay 16.

11) write a book. a real lovely book.

12) make use of my MBA degree

13) just be a really good photographer.

14) learn photoshop sincerely

15) actually LIKE something!!

16) actually LIKE someone...!!

17) stop being rude to people who like me.

18) stop being a douche in front of people i like.

19) learn to differentiate between being nice and being a push-over.

20) stop lusting over shoes I will never be graceful enough to wear.

I have some good news to share!! I got admission at MICA!!
No, not for an MBA...That I aleady am.. ;)
For a course in Crafting creative communications...finally, doing something I love...


N yea...jst for the record..MICA is a college..not the guy who smooched Rakhi Sawant!

Food for thought...

Minds are mindless....like a stomach needs food, minds need a face and a cocktail of thoughts to be fed all the time...

Dreams...will be dreams...

..I see you after ages. I have been working hard without you around. I see you from a distance. I come running to you. You like being subtle, at least when around a crowd. But I am not like that. And you love me for that. I run and hug you as if I don't hug you now i will lose you forever. Climb up and put my legs around your waist and cling on to you like I never want to let go. Keep on that bear hug...you warm my heart.

I hope you are worth the solitude...I hope you are worth the wait...

Sleepy Exhausted Muse

Everyone picks up the pieces and moves ahead with their lives. But then, there are a few perhaps like us who in spite of moving ahead with a great speed sometimes just want to throw down a piece and brood a while…like was in people, we have a great love-hate relationship with our memories….we love the good memories but then it is precisely those memories that make us sad…

Sometimes we go back to the same places to revisit the past….actually, before you start off, there is hope….no the past could still be intact…going back and picking up is apparently simple.

But going there is realizing that past is actually past is the most painful part…because you end up getting hurt again…AND the HOPE dies too…

By this point of time, I thought I was totally worthless...
But I realized today...There is one Art I have Mastered..
...The Art of Self-Destruction....

Bravo, Me!

No matter how charming he is, some other girl is extreamly frustrated bcoz either he is a lousy kisser or too vain or too much of a jackass.... ;)

Cheeky qoute..

One of the cheekiest T-shirt quote I came across recently...

"Home Fucking is killing Prostitution!!" :-o :-o 

Of all the nerve...!

Gtalk

A silly giggling girls language:::

She says YOU ARE STUPID--- when she really means---YOU ARE SO SMART!!

She says YOU ARE AN IDIOT---when she really means--YOU ARE SOOH CUTE!! <3 

She says SHUT UP!!---when she means--I LOVE YOU!!

She says I'LL KILL YOU-- when she means-- I'LL DIE FOR YOU!!

She says GOODNIGHT!!--when she really means---CALL ME UP, YOU FOOL!!

GO FIGURE---!!

Myths of eternity...

There is no bigger Myth than the false illusion of a "HAPPY FAMILY"...
Think I'm a cynic?

Well tell me? When was the last time you saw a happy family?

Let me Tell you the thumb-rule laid down by satan...opposed to the stupid hope planted in you by that silly asshole called god...

........IF IT IS A FAMILY, IT IS NOT HAPPY...

...................IF IT IS HAPPY, ITS NOT A FAMILY...

Bad Parents...!

PARENTS::: They Adore MEDIOCRE but WELL-BEHAVED children...but TRASH eccentric but BRILLIANT children... :'(

Societies approval is weighed more than the child's abilities and capabilities...thus, pushing the child into a deep seated depression...

Why does life keep giving shit to nice people and nice things to shitty people??

Everyone has an ace up their sleeve....
I too have one...but right now, it seems that my ace has accidentally slipped down my shoulder to my back... ;)

Wounds...

So what is a broken, wounded heart supposed to do, tell me?

Look for a pure, untarnished, virgin heart and enjoy its purity..get absorbed in it? Push its own scars behind? Blend in the purity and then get lost in the happy ever after?

-OR-

Should it look for an equally wounded heart and with whatever compassion is left in both of them, try and heal each other...merge and rise above...make each other forget about whatever happened....re-assure the "once bitten twice shy" counterpart...devote utmost loyalty...and then, bit by bit dare to think about the happy ever-after??

Oh SH*T

Universal truth.. "Shit happens..."
Its just that some people..like myself, are born "Shit magnets"

We attract shit like a moth to a flame..There is no end to it.

what is it about this day...?

What is about this day...14th feb, that turns the tables.
The lions squeak like rats and the rats blow elephants' trumpets.
The most loser guy in town becomes the stud and the hottest babe can sit home with oil in her hair, getting drunk by herself....depending on IF and only IF you have a DATE or a "Valentine"

Usually, Here at the hostel i'm the don. I am the one throwing attitude. I decide whats cool, what is in, what is not. The shitty girls are actually scared of the whiplash i might throw at them with my sarcastic little tongue. One look is all it takes from me to make the girls feel low, embarresed or just plain insulted from me, if i want to make them feel that way. I'm the tigress and this is my jungle.

But what is it about this day, that makes me feel meek. All the attitude stuffed up just flies away. I'm alone, i'm naked. I am week.

Valentines' Day is what the girls use to get their revenge.

Today, even the geekiest girl with braces and champu haircut shines in her red t-shirt and white frilly skirt.
The ugliest of the girl looks beautiful...as if she just won the miss universe contest.

This is how they are getting back at me. They give me those mock-sympathy-filled looks...because...gassspp!!! I'm SINGLE!!

"ohhh noo!! pooorrr priyankaaa...!! how hard it must be on her....!!"

And then, they shove their red roses  in my face...some even try to show me down by reading out thier mush-crap-filled-googled-love-poetry to me..

The Undercurrent is-- "Who is the loser now, bitch!!"

I could have spoiled it for them by telling them that all your "jaanus and noontus" want to do is bang you and then forget about you. All they are going to remember you by is what was your number on their banging list...
But I know, If I had said that...I would probably have got a "Sour grapes" arguement in turn.

So I let them be...

Damn. I so hate this materialistic day..
And I actually Miss the PINK CHADDI campaign. It kept me busy and occupied the last year..

Today, I am just overdosed on beer and breezers..and lays potato chips...listening to Hindi film music-- just to honor this day--as am watching the rest of the hostel move out..overdressed for thier dates..

(ps- That song--- Mera pehela pehela pyaar hai-- Mp3 is kinda nice :)

V-day special treats...!

If True love is that big fat teddy bear displayed at the archies' store window.....

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MONEY ALWAYS COMES IN THE WAY!!

Nightmares..(?)

Ive been seeing some really unnerving and weird dreams lately...
...There was this one dream where I was forcefully married off to a guy I did not approve of...
another one was where I was being tracked down by Taliban and eventually shot right in the head and killed..Yet another one was where I was drowning in a tsunami...

I cant seem to figure out why is this happening..? I am sleeping with my head in the wrong direction? Do I need to go on a soul searching trip? Does this really mean something?

Do Not suggest I need a break...I anyway do not do much..! :-p

P.S. I love you

"Oh, is that why? 'Cause I thought it was something different. I thought that it was 'cause I deserved the best and he's out there somewhere.... He's just with all the wrong women...:"


--Denise Hennessey

Brandy and Wine

Its cold..really bitter and chilly cold. What is a girl supposed to do if she has to stay alive?

Shame. 

Where are you hiding your prudent eyes and your wild stubble?  Stop looking at me from somewhere and smirking like that..

BURN-OUT-COOL-DOWN

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