Daaay-eeemm it!!

1) The day I oil my hair and wear my specs is the day I run into my old snooty booty all time bitchy classmates. The day I assure myself I look like a beauty queen I see no one but elderdy women and ogling old farts.

2) The day I forget to wear by sports bra is the day Mr. "I-am-such-a-hottie" will run on the treadmil next to mine. Usually I pride myself on being such...well....well endowed. But on that precise day, all I do I pray with all my might I'd stop being so buoyant!

Excerpt from a phone call to a female bitching partner::


"Hello, Vinita! Priyanka Here..! Do you know some girls here wear make-up to the gym!! How dumb and desperate is that!"
She is utterly horrified and gasps " You mean you don't!!?? "