Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Be Lame, Get laid

Lesson learnt from watching (much abhorred)  "TWILIGHT" Series.
Be a lame-damsel-in distress all the time and get 2 super-duper-wuper hot males ready to kill for you...!

There is no other explanation for this phenomenon otherwise. Probably gives machos a chance to show off what they've got!
Otherwise, no sickly-wierd looking female can be drenching in the drool of the likes of Taylor Lautner AND Robert Pattinson at the same time.

Maybe I should try it sometimes... how hard can be to pretend to be lame and in distress?  ;)


 P.S--Pattinson Aint all that great though...! Too Gay!

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