Worst Nightmare = Likes me not! :'(
Biggest fear = Likes me back!!

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paakkaaakk paak paakkkk! what a chicken I can be!!

Some Translations....

So Ok, I was watching another movie and this girl who is crushing on a junkie-all-boy-band-guitarist/lyricist says "Oh but he is a poor tormented soul....and only I can see through it...."
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Well miss-bimboo....transalted in hindi...it means "Woh Sala Chu*** Pareshaan atma hai!" and it will do you good to safely stay away... ;)  

Cheekiness never hurts!

 Ofcourse the Show is named "GET GORGEOUS!"---The Participants are so damn UGLY!!!

 Come on! India is not the only country to ever host an international event! Goof-ups happen everywhere all the time!! MEDIA, Take a chill pill and go write abt something else....rakhis atrocious outfits or salmans' next girlfriend-----and please stop ridiculing your own country any further!!

Keep Distance, Drive Slow

This is weird. Everytime I realize someone is crushing on me, Suddenly--Its like there could be no one more annoying! It kind of grosses me out--- "ME n YOU? eeewwwwwwww--! No f-ing way! And inspite of how great that person is, I somehow turn blind to all of their good qualities and think of them as being lame! And I am never, ever nice to them---I kinda feel guilty later--But its more like a reflex. I can't help it!

::Another Boy-Girl Conversation::

Talking of death....how would you like to die?


Me::-- "Umm....I dunno....maybe happy...maybe after I've been there done that..."

Mr.ABC :: - "Come on Priyanka, More Creative Ideas..."

Me:- "Ok. Lets see...I want to die Smothered with chocolate!! No wait! I want to die...Like an artist! Like when I am almost about to complete my masterpiece....That would be Grand!

Mr ABC:- "Still Boring...!"

Me:- Fine. Perhaps a scary death? Like being swallowed by a large shark while underwater diving? Or wait! Bungee jumping accident? Killed in a riot while trying to save others??

Mr. ABC:- "OK OK. Cool it..." (He smirks to himself)

I ask him How would he like to die. Let me see how original HE can get...

Mr. ABC:- "Simple. I want to be FUCKED to DEATH!"


  

Another Tshirt Quote

Ok, Another one that I read on some guy.....

"Women who give Flying Kisses are Extremely LAZY!"
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Nerve, isn't a very rare virtue these days...! **groans!!

Be Lame, Get laid

Lesson learnt from watching (much abhorred)  "TWILIGHT" Series.
Be a lame-damsel-in distress all the time and get 2 super-duper-wuper hot males ready to kill for you...!

There is no other explanation for this phenomenon otherwise. Probably gives machos a chance to show off what they've got!
Otherwise, no sickly-wierd looking female can be drenching in the drool of the likes of Taylor Lautner AND Robert Pattinson at the same time.

Maybe I should try it sometimes... how hard can be to pretend to be lame and in distress?  ;)


 P.S--Pattinson Aint all that great though...! Too Gay!

HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!

I for one, have never wanted something so bad in my life than wanting my next college to start!! Its just been over a two months of an "mba paas ladki" of  22 vacationing away to glory and the relatives are already getting ulcers!!

The most dreadful and horrific and night-marish thing that can happen to a girl!! "POTENTIAL RISHTA" (A potential marriage proposal!) coming!

Even though I laughed over it and it was turned down there and then, MOTHERS go crazy once it starts...
It is like...a vampire tasting blood (I know, not a very nice comparison, but nothing else is as apt!)

Now, she argues "you are a girl...no more waking up at 12 in the noon! you are a girl! no more wearing shorts around the house! you are a girl! you must learn to cook! You are a girl...blah blah blah.."

RIGHT! As if all these years mom, you never noticed that I am a girl?

Its not about her getting me married off then and there. Ofcourse I have made it extreamly clear and precise that this "Rishta" wala topic is not to be mentioned in front of me till i say so....(which I want to delay till possibly the next life time!)

This life...Me? Naah....Not untill I've become everything I want to be Or can be....or can make out of myself....Besides, I dont think I ever will fit into a "bahu" role! I for one, am just not cut out for this.......
Think I am kidding?

I danced on "Boom Boom Boom Boom....I want you in my room" by Venga boys at a family pooja function when I was 12. Ofcourse, the other female cousins younger than me joined, but I was the LEAD!
Yes, I am too much of an oddity, too much of a rebel, and too much of a "me". And I love being me! :-)

But grrr.......!! Once this marriage business bug bites you mother, girls....Your cool mom, who lets you do stupid things like write a stupid blog, click photos, paint, never step a foot in the kitchen, mom who lets you watch WWE without questioning your intentions....and lets you glue your butt in front of the play station......they vanish. The cool mom becomes a "regular" mom.

Out come all the stupid, wretched salwar suits which I never ever wore, even as formals in my college....Skirts one finger above the knee are thrown out. You are expected to do idiotic things like visiting aunts and touching thier feet. And no more hand-shakes with uncles. Be Nice to boys you meet at social event...keep sarcasm in check.....dont try to ridicule them or poke fun at them....and No more talking about GTA vice city or Beer.

Damn damn damn you! old-fart relatives who have nothing else to do in life but make matches and rishtas...!
If you want to eat Jalebis...buy them from the market. NOT AT THE COST OF ANIMAL-SLAUGHTERING a GIRL INTO THE TRAP CALLED MARRIAGE!!

GOD! I want my college to start...!! Damn sure, mom will get over this phase....once I am not bumming around all day....and I swear, I will never stay at home again for such extended periods so as to give fodder to useless minds as these.

I am not just a spice...I am not just sweet as sugar...
 nor I am a flavor to add to your coffee...

....If you have to relate me in terms of food...
I am a full 7 course meal...just make sure you have digestive pills around....Sometimes I can be too much...even for myself... :-/ :p
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Blogging too much lately?
Hah! blame it on MICA....damn! delayed college for another month!!
1 more month of being a total jobless bum = People might stop taking me seriously!! daaayyyeeeemm!! ;)

...Unasked, unanswered...

....If we don't start chewing tobacco for the simple reason of getting over smoking....why, why, why and WHY do need someone new to get over someone from the past?

‎....Not everyone who can jiggle their stomach is a belly dancer..not everyone holding a pen is a writer....and like wise... who said i'm a photographer! ;) ;)

REASON NO #028 TO EDUCATE YOUR MAID!

! ::::::THEY'LL READ IMPORTANT PAPERS BEFORE THROWING THEM OUT !! ::::::: x-( x-(

Go to hell = Hug me!

Please. For the love of humanity.

When someone you love (as in, family, friends and the rest) screams out and yells

"Get lost/ go away/I dont want to see you/ Leave me alone etc"

 In reality what they are trying to say is...

"I am hurt.Hug me right away or I am going to cry"

DO IT!
I know how it feels when your "Leave me alone" is taken literally and is, infact, obeyed!! :'(

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Bite me!

‎.......Good looks are a curse. ...

...Therefore, YOU should count yourself very lucky indeed!! ;)