Evolution

Thanks to Facebook, Text msgs and the rest, I noticed today that I have been referring to www.urbandictionary.com more thn www.wikipedia.com or even www.dictionary.com..!

::gyaan of the day:: ;)

 To call a moron a moron is NOT being rude..!

Daaay-eeemm it!!

1) The day I oil my hair and wear my specs is the day I run into my old snooty booty all time bitchy classmates. The day I assure myself I look like a beauty queen I see no one but elderdy women and ogling old farts.

2) The day I forget to wear by sports bra is the day Mr. "I-am-such-a-hottie" will run on the treadmil next to mine. Usually I pride myself on being such...well....well endowed. But on that precise day, all I do I pray with all my might I'd stop being so buoyant!

Excerpt from a phone call to a female bitching partner::


"Hello, Vinita! Priyanka Here..! Do you know some girls here wear make-up to the gym!! How dumb and desperate is that!"
She is utterly horrified and gasps " You mean you don't!!?? "

short term wishlist

1) to be stick thin

2) live in a blueberry cheesecake house
(ok. 1 and 2 dont go hand in hand...but neither is coming true, so wht the heck!)

3) Own a 50mm f/1.2 (yes i am NOT greedy, dont lust after 5D or Lseries) ;)

4)Take mom dad and bro on a trip around the world. Dad needs it, mom would love it.

5) Get mom to be stick thin as well

6) Stop messing up every room I enter.

7) being less clumsy and not topple at every chance.

8) learn to drive FAST and not scream.

9) grow up.

10) stay 16.

11) write a book. a real lovely book.

12) make use of my MBA degree

13) just be a really good photographer.

14) learn photoshop sincerely

15) actually LIKE something!!

16) actually LIKE someone...!!

17) stop being rude to people who like me.

18) stop being a douche in front of people i like.

19) learn to differentiate between being nice and being a push-over.

20) stop lusting over shoes I will never be graceful enough to wear.