A Guys' Tee-Qoute

They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.


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How Bloody rude is that?

Choices...

When you hesitate between two courses of action, always choose the one which leaves you more alone, more in silence, more in love :)

**Credits, Ms Himala

You don't need to drink to get drunk.
You don't even need to drink to get a hangover.
There are all kinds of hangovers.
Happy hangovers. Emotional Hangovers. Dirty hangovers. Nasty hangovers. Trust me, as many as you can count.

Without a single drop of liquor.

**groan...I will come back and explain more in detail, later, when I get over with my sleep deprived-hanging-over..

Tipsy Turvy

And just what is Illusion? And just What is Disillusion?
And just what is holding back? And just What is the choice of expression..
It is scary. It is serene.
What stops one from being free?
What are expectations? why do they come so often and dont go away easily?
Why does noise still buzz in the ears even after one shuts them hard with the hands?

All i want right now

What I really, really want right now is a good, long, foamy bubble bath..
Some nice, chilled, sparking wine..a cozy corner/a good book..some music..and a good nights' sleep...Ahhh... NIRVANA...

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Readers and follower..please feel free to share what your Idea of NIRVANA right now would be..

NEGATIVE PUBLICITY

Incase you plan a haircut, Never, I say NEVER try Habibs'. Unless you want to look like a plucker-ed Chicken and belive It is a very trendy look.

I've seen desi places "Asha Beauty Parlour" Give better hair-cuts to people. Oh my God, My days!
What was I thinking?

Dammit! What am I to do? How do I disguise?
Should I wear a cap?
Should I Tie a bandana?

JAVED HABIB, YOU BETTER PAYME BACK. FULL COMPENSATIONS AND HAIR-EXTENSIONS PREFERABLY.
Or I MAKE PEOPLE SIGN PETITIONS.

On the bright side..I did get a compliment.
"you know Priyanka, You look Cute.. like a Pomeranian puppydog"

Yea right, Bitch** thats a real consolation!

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**name mercifully hidden, You better SAY THANK YOU, you know sweety, for more than one reasons. Now, for a change, you'd turn more heads than me..until my lovely, gorgeous tresses grow back. For the Time being, I am busy Making a list of excuses to give to people for not showing up..

Jago re..

A silly forwarded Text message went like
"Always study at the last mintue coz u can test your managerial abilities of TIME MANAGMENT and CRISIS HANDLING"

Maybe I am taking my good brains for granted all the time and hence, study at the last minute. Not once, Not twice, but throughout my student life. Maybe its a clinical disorder.
But what the heck, I score pretty well...so what the hell?

I still Vow be a good girl in the future to end this "one night stand" ritual with examinations from the next time...

Until then...JAGTE RAHO!!!

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
-Oscar Wilde

Definitions

HOME: Home is the only place where you can SCRATCH exactly where it ITCHES.

Quote on a girls Tee

Do NOT forget, There is a FACE above

Horoscopes

Ever wondered why lucky Romance dates for you and your lover in the horoscopes column are never the same? ;)

Don't smoke. There are cooler ways to die.

I saw myself in the mirror today morning.
I saw how the complexities caught me. When did I become the victim?

Maybe Complexity doesnt suit me.
When things were simple, I was the rockstar.

I'd never even take 1% of shit. I'd never bend down. I was Strong.
I was a Gangsta.

So from now, Life is simple. I have broken all rules. World and the rules it plays by are just not for me anymore.

The world is black and white again and the rules are simple.
I am the Don. I chose my emotions. I chose to be fair. Fair to others. Fair to myself. 
"Adjustment and Compromise" are temporarily not in my dictionary.
Its Payback time. I'm paying each and everyone back. In double measures.
I chose my emotions.

I am Clam but there will be mayhem all around.


AND NO MORE SHITTY, SOBBY, SHATTERED POSTS ANYMORE. I SWEAR.
THIS IS A GANSTA BLOG FROM TODAY

One Sound..
One Touch..
One Glimpse..
One whisper..
One embrace..
One Look..

Anything...Just Anything will do..
And I'll know..
You are looking for me,
As I look for you..

And I'll know..
Things are going to be fine..
And all will be well

And I'll know..
There is an end to this solitude..
And there is an End to this hollowness..

And I'll know..
The pain is going to be worth it..
To find my solace in your embrace..

And I'll know..
All this remorse is heavens conspiracy..
For this is the only path that leads to you..

so..
Give me One Look with your eyes..
Give me One Glimpse of your face..
Make one whisper in my ear..
Hold me once in your embrace..
or just Touch my hand once..

And I'll know..
And I'll Sail through
And I will fight...

One is all I need..
I do not ask for more..

--Priyanka
7/may/09

Am I even Alive??

My local guardian in Ahmedabad passed away. Heart Attack. And age 65+

I was very attachted to uncle. As for him, I do not remember him diffrentiating me from his daughter.

I hadnt seen him since a year. I am to go to ahmedabad for a couple of weeks for my summer training. I thot i'd surprise him with my visit.

If he had only waited for a month...

The news, should have devastated me. I should have been rolling in tears and feeling agony. He was more than an uncle to me. He was a FRIEND. ALways so young at heart...that is not an appropriate word. A KID at heart. Naughty. I remember, In my second year college, I had to make a project report on financial analysis of a company...I, being the great myself, Knew no shit. He made the project for me. And made me treat him with a coffee at a nice coffee pub for that. He was like the Fun-loving Grandfather I always wanted and never had.

But what The hell is wrong with me??

Why do I not feel emotions? I cried, alright..and I still am..

But more so..because I am crying for myself.

I feel no remorse। I feel no pain. I FEEL NOTHING. I feel no anger. I feel no love. I feel no happiness...I feel no jealously. I feel no excitement. I feel no sadness.. I feel..empty..I feel Vacuum.I feel nothing. I am a zombie.

What I heartless stone I am...I have no right to live on any longer. Only if..I could give away my life to someone else who WANTS to live but has no time at his disposal...

Because, me..so devoid so feelings, so devoid of emotions...have no right to live on anymore.

I am Angry, I am irritated, I am upset and I plan to die

The more people I meet, The more I love my Dog.
That is, If I had a Dog.

Sakshis' going away for a while and she is leaving Candy (her Goldfish) under my care. That means, technically for a fortnight, I have a Pet.

My first pet. I am apprihensive. What If I do something wrong. The little fishs' life will be in hands.
Will I be able to take care of it?

Geez!! Isnt it like having a baby of your own?


Anyways, The more People I meet, The more I love Candy, my pet fish. :))

I tried to drown all my Troubles...
But I couldnt get him anywhere near the water...
:(

More Positivity Bullshit..

No matter how bad we are,
We aren't Totally useless..

At least we can be used as a Bad Example!

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Optimist sees glass Half-full,
Pessimist Sees glass Half-Empty


Realist just adds Vodka! ;)
Cheers!!