Pink Grandma Panties and A Red Valentines' Day!!

Okay, I Do, do need to tell you guys what wonderful Valentines' Day Presents the girls at the hostel got for their Boyfriends.

A photo frame.

A Deodorant.

A (Big, Red, Stupid, Furry and Smelly) Toy Heart.

A Bunch of Lovey-Dovey Greeting Cards Which claimed "I'll Die Without you, I can't Live Without you!! Or “My heart beats for you (Hmmm!! and I thought hearts beat for pumping blood!)
And yes, each and every corner of these love-sick cards was bombarded with love-quotes googled from the internet, written with glowey, glittery Sparkle Pens.

These Girls were so goddamn competitive about it. The undercurrent was to prove which girl loved her boyfriend the most with the Benchmark being the highest number of love-quotes (Thank you Google, of course!) and love SMSes written on the greeting card.

Here is what they got in return from their “Jaanus’” and “Chwweet-la-cute-la” Boyfriends:-

A few Ugly Teddy Bears (made in China, Ofcourse)

A (See-through) Pink T-shirt. (Whatever THAT is supposed to hint!!)

A Bouquet of red roses (I would not have minded If I, myself received one of those, though)

A few red heart shaped balloons

A self-composed love-letter that went:-

“ I’ll be your dream, I’ll be your wish, I’ll be your fantasy.. I’ll be your hope, be your love, be everything that you need.. I wanna stand with you on the mountain; I wanna bathe with you in the sea…”

(Yes, for once, I haven’t been a Kill-joy and told the over-excited, love-struck girl that this “self composed love-letter” her boyfriend has written with Red Ink and heart shaped stickers is nothing but Savage Garden’s Truly, Madly, Deeply penned down)

Well Ishita, Got a Sexy, Dangerously Low, snug, expensive pair of Jeans from Levis’ and she fought with her boyfriend for not buying her a pair of shoes, perfume and a T-shirt to go with it. Her boyfriend rudely told her He hated the Bag she’d got for him and both of them told each other very rudely that those were the worst Valentines’ day Presents they’d ever received and that showed how little he/she loves him/her.

What followed was Ishita crying rivers out for the entire day and her boyfriend out boozing with other guys and I bet also checking out other chicks.

Well what I knew was valentines’ day is celebrated to show how much you love someone. What I Did not Know was this “How Much” was meant to be showed so literally..!!!!

My valentines day was full of self love, self pampering and self indugence.

Heres what I did for myself.

Got a French manicure-pedicure done.

Got a bottle of SULA WINE (which I’m saving for a more deserving occasion, and mean to share with someone I think is going to be special enough for it to be shared with…for now, its well hidden at the back of my wardrobe)

Got A micro-phone Headset. Yes, Since then I’m bugging all my friends to voice-chat with me :-D (If you guys ever care to read this, I’m sorry but hey, I can’t afford the phone bills on u anymore, so there!)

Got a New Sketch-book. Yes, I intend to start sketching again.

But that’s about it.

And yes,

I also, Really, Really wanted to join the “Pink Chaddi Andolan” and bharo-fy the pubs here in Jaipur. Alas, that did not materialize.

I did send a Bubble-gum-pink Bikini set anonymously. (Hey, Thongs are just plain cheekier than Grandma Panties!!!)

I hope Ram Sene does put it to good use! Man, they fucking cost me, afterall!! But Hey, anything for a good cause!!

And now I am fucking broke again till the next allowance day comes. Mind if I borrow a few bucks, buddy?