A Perfect World..just the thought scares me Shitless!

I was Talking to a guy friend of mine and I happened to ask him..

"Why does it always happen that someone you really like doesn't like you and you don't like the one who likes you?? Why cant people just fall for each other straight..as in why don't people automatically generate feelings for someone when they get the hint the other one likes them?? why cant people like each other mutually??"

As stupid as it sounds..this is what he replied...

"There wouldn't be a freakin' single person left on the face of earth..everything would be perfect..there would not be a a frustrated, 40 year old virgin Phd student..There wont be a single stud in college..a There wouldn't be no dating sites, there would be just happily married boring couples all around..there wouldn't be no singles' bars..No retail therapies for the times when you are depressed..In short, there would be No fun left in the world"


I got my answer...however cliched it may sound.. :)
Sometimes, the journey and the discoveries you make on the way are equally as good, if not better, than the destination..!

Sincerity and Salons

A boy loved a Girl Sincerely....
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I received this as a text message this morning..And it has really put me into one of my thinking modes again..
Just this week I read in a book about how the word "Sincere" was coined.


^^The words' origins were ancient. During the Renaissance, Spanish sculptors who made mistakes while carving expensive marble often patched their flaws with "Cera" or Wax.

A statue that had no flaws and required no patching was hailed as a sculpture "Sin-Cera" or Sclupture without wax".
The phrase eventually came to mean anything honest or true.
The English word Sincere evolved from the Spanish Sin cera---"WITHOUT WAX"..^^


So now my Hyper active imagination has kicked into action.
Think about it Literally..Without "Wax"..in terms of legs..as gross as it sounds it is a fact..And I agree..
Which Dude will love his chick without a waxing session at the salon? ;)


Think of the pain we go through to win your love and even more painful, to sustain it...

THIS IS A LETTER OF NEGOTIATION FROM ALL THE WOMANHOOD FROM VENUS TO ALL THE MANHOOD FROM MARS

Dear Martians,

sometimes learn to love us..sincerely..without wax..we promise we'll make a deal---you let us go without wax and we'd let you get away with whatever..like messy rooms or we swear we'll never argue over that toilet seat again.. !!


Without Wax,
Venusians!!

(^^Dan Brown, Digital Fortress, Chapter 128)

Pink Grandma Panties and A Red Valentines' Day!!

Okay, I Do, do need to tell you guys what wonderful Valentines' Day Presents the girls at the hostel got for their Boyfriends.

A photo frame.

A Deodorant.

A (Big, Red, Stupid, Furry and Smelly) Toy Heart.

A Bunch of Lovey-Dovey Greeting Cards Which claimed "I'll Die Without you, I can't Live Without you!! Or “My heart beats for you (Hmmm!! and I thought hearts beat for pumping blood!)
And yes, each and every corner of these love-sick cards was bombarded with love-quotes googled from the internet, written with glowey, glittery Sparkle Pens.

These Girls were so goddamn competitive about it. The undercurrent was to prove which girl loved her boyfriend the most with the Benchmark being the highest number of love-quotes (Thank you Google, of course!) and love SMSes written on the greeting card.

Here is what they got in return from their “Jaanus’” and “Chwweet-la-cute-la” Boyfriends:-

A few Ugly Teddy Bears (made in China, Ofcourse)

A (See-through) Pink T-shirt. (Whatever THAT is supposed to hint!!)

A Bouquet of red roses (I would not have minded If I, myself received one of those, though)

A few red heart shaped balloons

A self-composed love-letter that went:-

“ I’ll be your dream, I’ll be your wish, I’ll be your fantasy.. I’ll be your hope, be your love, be everything that you need.. I wanna stand with you on the mountain; I wanna bathe with you in the sea…”

(Yes, for once, I haven’t been a Kill-joy and told the over-excited, love-struck girl that this “self composed love-letter” her boyfriend has written with Red Ink and heart shaped stickers is nothing but Savage Garden’s Truly, Madly, Deeply penned down)

Well Ishita, Got a Sexy, Dangerously Low, snug, expensive pair of Jeans from Levis’ and she fought with her boyfriend for not buying her a pair of shoes, perfume and a T-shirt to go with it. Her boyfriend rudely told her He hated the Bag she’d got for him and both of them told each other very rudely that those were the worst Valentines’ day Presents they’d ever received and that showed how little he/she loves him/her.

What followed was Ishita crying rivers out for the entire day and her boyfriend out boozing with other guys and I bet also checking out other chicks.

Well what I knew was valentines’ day is celebrated to show how much you love someone. What I Did not Know was this “How Much” was meant to be showed so literally..!!!!

My valentines day was full of self love, self pampering and self indugence.

Heres what I did for myself.

Got a French manicure-pedicure done.

Got a bottle of SULA WINE (which I’m saving for a more deserving occasion, and mean to share with someone I think is going to be special enough for it to be shared with…for now, its well hidden at the back of my wardrobe)

Got A micro-phone Headset. Yes, Since then I’m bugging all my friends to voice-chat with me :-D (If you guys ever care to read this, I’m sorry but hey, I can’t afford the phone bills on u anymore, so there!)

Got a New Sketch-book. Yes, I intend to start sketching again.

But that’s about it.

And yes,

I also, Really, Really wanted to join the “Pink Chaddi Andolan” and bharo-fy the pubs here in Jaipur. Alas, that did not materialize.

I did send a Bubble-gum-pink Bikini set anonymously. (Hey, Thongs are just plain cheekier than Grandma Panties!!!)

I hope Ram Sene does put it to good use! Man, they fucking cost me, afterall!! But Hey, anything for a good cause!!

And now I am fucking broke again till the next allowance day comes. Mind if I borrow a few bucks, buddy?

If there was a World record for the highest number of times a persons heart can break, i'd be setting it..

I'm in love...again!

Butterflies in my tummy..
I love the feeling..

Yes, i m not naming whome, but yes, it cud be u my dear...!