Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sweet Taste of... Revenge..

Nobody Told me being a bad girl once in a while was so much fun! I think I must do it more often!
Coming back to the point, Vengeance was ohhh-so satisfactory.
I managed to make him look like a bad guy in public. He'd been spreading a word around amongst the guys that I had been texting him twenty times a day and he's sure that i'm like head over heels for him. To top it all, he even had the balls to say that He doesnt bother to return my calls.
The sceen was bad and I needed some Hanky-panky to save my ass.
I First Screamed my head off right in the middle of the canteen "Mr. Xyz..What the fuck do you think of yourself.I fwd you some silly texts and you think I am in love with you?? You think youre some Brad Pitt? Firstly, you Marwardi assholes are way, way below my standards. Secondly, about that drunk-kiss you gave me, I felt I was kissing my younger brother. Yes it was THAT disgusting. So there. Dare you spread a shit about me or i'll feed you to the dogs.
And then..aahh..the downpour of tears! Let me tell you, They are the Best friend a Woman ever has, they never fail you..Besides, they win you sympathy.I love being a girl. I love my tear-glands. I love being a Dramaqueen.

The poor guy basically dint know what hit him. Besides, The useless-good-for-nothing-dumber-than-an ape girl he oh so wanted has realized what a jerk he is. So basically, he's got No chick.

Well now it so happens that hes been trying to strike a conversation with me everyday AND texts me twice a day.
The pleasure better than a box full of dark chocolate or I swear, even a full-fledged shopping spree. Even better than new boots.

Let him be, I don't give a damn. Let him try hard. He had me, He lost me. He can forget about getting me again. Or another dame for a long, long time.

Agreed, My possibilities of Dating someone here in Jaipur have gone down as well after my melodrama.

But it was Worth it. Every minute of it.
:)) Yay! for girl power!